Nightmares Film Festival – Finalist
My Short Script – Field Test has been selected as a Finalist for the 2019 Nightmares Film Festival!
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My Hecken screenplay Heck got Second Hecken Place!
(Sorry for the swearing, I know this is a Christian Minecraft server.)
The final confession of Reginald Davies, the Butcher of Broad Street
My name is Reginald Harmon Davies, although you might remember me as Demon Davies, the Butcher of Broad Street. I was convicted of murdering twenty-three people over a five year period in central Ohio back in 1998. My arrest and trial made all the major news outlets, but that was twenty years ago. When I…
How to summon the Butter Street Hitchhiker
(With all stories of this nature, the disclaimer “Do not try this at home” is a given. That being said, I could probably prevent copycats by changing some of the details so that even if you managed to find the right pickup spot you wouldn’t be able to summon the Hitchhiker. But hey, if you’re…
If you can see this, it is very important that you keep reading
This is Col. Jacob Wayne of the United States Air Force. If you’re reading this right now, it is very important that you keep reading until the end. It should take three to five minutes, and it is extremely important that you read carefully and follow the instructions provided. Humor me if you must, but…
The incredible true story of why I can’t stand mayo
As a kid I didn’t mind mayo. My mom reminds me of this whenever I visit or we go to a restaurant and I hard pass on any offering of mayo. “You used to eat mayo and cheese sandwiches as a kid, when did you stop liking mayonnaise?” She ‘d ask. Not every time, but…
Housekeeping
I’m paying for this. Might as well update it. Scripts! I have a link to all of the ones I’m able to share. The rest are under option or are in need of a revision before I’m ready to put them out there.
The Alligator
[My parents were doing some housekeeping and found this. It’s a short story I wrote for my creative writing class during my sophomore year of college. I remember turning it in and expecting the professor to hate it. Then to confirm my fear, the professor singled me out before class and asked me to stay…
Garage sale finds
I found this vintage Trav-L-Bar while checking out garage sales this weekend. It’s from a simpler time, when you could carry sharp objects and more than 2oz of liquid on a plane. I also found this newspaper from the Apollo 11 takeoff: However the article above it caught my attention more than 3 spacemen leaving…
Huh, this is still here
I still have a website. I intended to let the domain name and hosting expire since I haven’t made good use of my online presence (blogging just isn’t what it used to be a decade ago). Before I could cancel, both auto-renewed for another year. So here it is, and here I am. Although I…